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Pregnancy Demotivational Poster


HOW BABIES ARE MADE -


TAGS: baby babies childbirth pregnant pregnancy
Rating: 4.73/5

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Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:09 am
This should be... maybe... 2 or 3 pictures longer... 2 would fill the block... :) BUT! Brilliant! what a great pic for a birthday album!
WiDude - June 19, 2013, 6:38 pm
How airheads are born.


TEEN PREGNANCY - The statistics are significantly true!


TAGS: teen pregnancy
Rating: 3.13/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:28 pm
Ahhh, but it doesn't say 25 YEARS. Definitely teen pregnancy drops off after the age of 25 months. And wouldn't a 113-119 year old be a "teen"? There's definitely a drop-off in rate of teen pregnancy between 19 and 113 year old females. Eh. I tried.
LOLOLOL - April 3, 2009, 8:15 pm
Pregnancy: the one thing comedy shows never make fun of.
Sean - December 9, 2008, 6:28 pm
Actually, the stats are wrong (referring to poster's text). It's impossible for there to be any kind of drop AT 25. And man am I bored out of my skull right now.
aPauling - August 23, 2008, 8:00 pm
Call me a perv, but I wouldn't touch a teenager over 19 years old.


PREGNANT BELLY DISPLAYS - No matter how you dress them up, they are never attractive. (or appreciated)




BEST STRATEGY - Keep it simple. Always, ALWAYS go with the Falcon Punch!




COINCIDENCE? - I think not




NATURAL SELECTION -


TAGS: baby work breeder pregnancy office
Rating: 4.66/5

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mariand - January 11, 2012, 3:33 am
nice one...
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:15 am
Agreed, definately a nice one.
autumnspirit - January 13, 2011, 12:18 am
Nice!


IF SHE GETS PREGNANT - Then you KNOW she's sleeping around. 625 condoms > Excuse of broken condoms Dump that skank's ass!


TAGS: skank condoms a lot pregnant pregnancy babies
Rating: 1.93/5

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Link - July 21, 2009, 12:24 am
Say goodbye to any circulation you may have had o.O
Dustin Marthington - December 23, 2008, 1:48 am
laughed... so... hard!
Wolfie - December 5, 2008, 4:47 am
from asian to african with no surgery or body-mod
Johnny - November 11, 2008, 9:36 am
It looks more like a mortar with all 625 on.
RnR - September 12, 2008, 5:18 pm
a few boxes from the supermarket, where else?
anon - September 12, 2008, 5:09 pm
Where the HELL do you get 625 condoms?


GOT MILK? -




PATIENCE -


TAGS: pregnancy peril
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - September 8, 2011, 12:32 am
well 5aid...
Verdeckt - September 7, 2011, 9:35 pm
5ad but true


consider carefully -


TAGS: it is both of your responsibility if you don t think so enjoy pregnancy twits
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 1:39 am
5L for the truth to that crotchety!


SURPRISE WOMBAT -




PIRATES -


TAGS: blockbuster movies shrek fairy tale pregnancy jack sparrow does not approve subconcious mind f ck
Rating: 3.2/5

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Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:44 am
Oh my god! Poor Shrek...actually, now that I think about it...Oh my god! Poor pirates!


TEEN PREGNANCY - Sex is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.


TAGS: teen pregnancy girl
Rating: 3.05/5

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Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 9:51 pm
Loses an eye!? Then she was paying too close attention.
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 10:11 pm
We have the Falcon Punch for such occasions
LOLOLOL - July 30, 2009, 8:52 pm
HAHA!!! Sheeessss... PREGNANT!!! lolololol I lmao'ed when juno gave birth lololololol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 12:11 pm
If she loses an eye she should have opened her mouth wider. If she gets pregnant I'm on the next train to the Yukon.
LogicDude - July 8, 2009, 3:11 pm
How about a nice Hawaiian er, Falcon Punch!?


pregnant women -


TAGS: pregnancy children love and marriage
Rating: 2.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2014, 6:43 pm
Hindsight, is 20/20, should've posted this most likely at Religifake, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2014, 6:03 pm
Heaven's Gate, 39 people dead by suicide.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2014, 5:25 pm
The last time a group of people who didn't question anything about what they were getting into happened in 1997.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2014, 5:22 pm
The way I see it, I question everything until there's actual proof, and that goes with anything.
EmilioDumphque - May 19, 2014, 3:35 pm
Catholics are going to have a problem with your opinion.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2014, 12:20 pm
According to the ratings, I think I struck a nerve with some.


IRONY IS... - Discovering that the man whose guts you hated and would never sleep with in a million years... was the sperm donor for your child.


TAGS: irony pregnancy sperm angry pregnant
Rating: 4.5/5

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RetiredUSNChief - September 14, 2010, 10:50 pm
Meh. I considered the watermark to be a visual indication of a scream, not a site tag. Site tags usually have a name associated with the watermark. I agree with the position! :):)
GreyScorpion - September 9, 2010, 1:30 pm
2 things, this has a site tag watermark in the center, be on the lookout for those, 2. If she had been in that position earlier for the donation, she wouldn't have gotten pregnant....just sayin'


YOU'RE PREGNANT? - On April first? After having a headache for the past week? Seems legit.


TAGS: cliche april fools pregnancy
Rating: 4.4/5

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WellThatSucked - April 7, 2012, 2:13 pm
Too legit


VASCECTOMY - If it isn't broke, don't fix it.


TAGS: pregnancy fun woman omg hot
Rating: 4/5

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KylieM - January 31, 2012, 9:46 pm
that would be a blond car then
rodangol - January 31, 2012, 9:29 pm
yes, it carn't spell
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 9:07 pm
there's problem with the car ?
mariand - January 31, 2012, 3:22 pm
nice ;)


UNPLANNED PREGNANCY -


TAGS: unplanned pregnancy
Rating: 3.83/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:42 pm
LOVE IT!!!!
Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:36 pm
Could've been an early advert for the pill.
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 4:04 pm
Terribly amsome!


Senior Citizens -


TAGS: husband wife pregnancy heart rate
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:17 am
Glad you're lmao...shhhh...isn't that the sound of some female in your vicinity peeing on a stick?
MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:15 am
Well thanks jesus. Nice elderly catholic couple...no safe sex there huh?
Greybeard - August 22, 2014, 12:35 am
LMAO...
JesusWept - August 19, 2014, 3:09 pm
HA! Heart-stoppingly funny. L L L L L


Stupid Questions -




The Bandwagon -


TAGS: bandwagon includes but not limited to vampires angry birds veganism pointless videogames and pregnancy
Rating: 4.86/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 7, 2014, 1:31 pm
Your mission, should you be smart enough to accept it, is to find a way to make money from it.


masochist -


TAGS: pregnancy child bearing women men
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 7, 2014, 11:46 am
Maybe we should practice more, before we try again, Dear.


THE DADDY TRAP -




I'M KEEPING THE BABY - Drop this bombshell and you're one coronary closer to reading the will.




BLOCKBUSTER BABIES -




BABY ON BOARD - So who goes down with the ship?




An IQ test -


TAGS: pregnancy test ad fail
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 14, 2016, 8:54 am
LOL real good! ^^^^^Up


Fear -




Statistics -


TAGS: statistics pregnancy teen stupid quote
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 30, 2016, 6:50 pm
Um.....yeah, DUH! Hahahahahaha!!!!!


SUCCESS -


TAGS: success pregnancy analogy humor
Rating: 4.95/5

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lgvernon - January 25, 2016, 9:11 pm

Thanks, C!
lgvernon - January 25, 2016, 9:11 pm

Just could not help myself. Thanks!
JesusWept - January 25, 2016, 9:03 am
HEY! You used the f-word! Where's the red frame?? Very good! 5 L's
concern3 - January 25, 2016, 5:34 am
nice a 5er


DEPRESSION -




Pregnancy Update -


TAGS: alien egg baby pregnancy natural child birth
Rating: 4.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 23, 2015, 8:11 pm
Dr. Oogle, at your cervix!


Stupidity -




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